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This is my kill. Keep your distance or
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Wow, he's so cool. Is he trying to
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Well, it's too late to back down now. Do
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or die. Let's just hope it's not a
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Oh, we were having so much fun.
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Hey there, it's me, Sudo. Just wanted to
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let you know about another fascinating
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aspect of lug blob biology. If they ever
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find themselves in a situation where
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they're completely stuck, they simply
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wait for a predator to kill them. After
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that, their cell memory allows them to
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regenerate in a previous location. Isn't
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that cool? It's not just some convenient
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video game thing. That's how they work.
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Basically, if you ever [ __ ] up really
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bad with these blood blobs, just stick
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old knifey on them and they'll respawn
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like a [ __ ] checkpoint in a video
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game. Does it make sense? Hell no, mate.
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But what the [ __ ] are you going to do
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Hey, uh, heads up. But I just found
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something in the Conan blueprints. Looks
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like this building's been outfitted with
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some sort of state-of-the-art lethal
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security system. Watch your step and
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don't do anything stupid. They are the
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only living entities in the known
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universe who are proven to provide a
