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Welcome to Spencer's Gifts. My name is
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Spencer and these are my gifts.
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Look, keep the Mr. Keep stuff down,
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okay? Corporate is riding my ass about
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using my old name. My name is Spencer
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now. This is Spencer's gifts. Sometimes
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you have to sell your name and likeness
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to Spencer's gifts if you want to keep
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Oh, trust me. I'd love for you to sell
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some of your [ __ ] Especially since
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you're full of it, you old man. Uh,
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we're just here to buy a double jump
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Oh yeah, we got a good one for you, but
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good luck buying it. He considers it a
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It's from my personal collection. You
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sure you don't want an avenge sevenfold
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t-shirt or some penis shaped candy? That
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stuff is way better. Trust me.
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You're not prepping for a bachelorette
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party, you freaking dumbass. You're
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looking for a damn upgrade. I want
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money, Dad. Money to my food, Dad. You
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have to sell something of [ __ ] value.
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But I love all my stuff. Okay,
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maybe we can all just calm down and
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figure something out.
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No, that's it. I've had it. I'm flipping
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the hell out of here and set up my own
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store. Hey, you want something for your
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suit? Come see me. Leave this dork to
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simmer in his own juices.
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Well, uh, it's nice to see you all
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again. He's not going to sell it to you,
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Guess we're going to have to figure
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Yeah, just head on back to quarters for
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now and make sure nobody spots you.
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Remember, you're a wanted criminal.
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Did you know everyone who runs a Spencer
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has to legally change their name to
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Spencer? It's store policy. I'm on a big
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group chat with all the other franchise
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owners. It's confusing as hell. Nobody
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It's actually a pain in the ass to
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legally change your name. My health
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insurance is all jacked up because all
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my old paperwork says Mr. Keeps. But
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it's all worth it just to run expenses.
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Hot citizen. All soldiers attack.
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I don't worry this would happen. Just
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Careful out. You're the sniper.
