High On Life 2 - Kill Senator Muppy Doo: Escape ParkingCon: Talk To Tram Driver "How Many Cons?
Feb 20, 2026
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High On Life 2 - Kill Senator Muppy Doo: Escape ParkingCon: Talk To Tram Driver "How Many Cons?
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Your luck just
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ran it out.
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Firing.
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Time to let loose.
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All right, looks like you're through the
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worst of it. Keep moving forward.
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God damn. All this over parking spots.
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Tra service is delayed. Sorry about
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that.
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Oh. Oh. Hey there. First time at Con?
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Oh, man. Sorry, the train was out. I
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don't know what happened there. It
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definitely wasn't my fault. Don't Don't
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listen to anyone who says it was my
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fault. It was not I had nothing to do
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with it. So, uh, how about we change the
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subject? They answer some of your
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questions.
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How many cons does this place got?
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Huh? Did Did you say something?
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I asked, "How many cons are here?"
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Here. Oh. Oh, okay. Yeah. Yeah. Sorry, I
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couldn't hear you for a second. I I
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definitely have a concussion. Well, uh,
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Con is growing more every year, and, uh,
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this time we're excited to be hosting
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over 600 different conventions. Our
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headliners are Polycon and Human Con.
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So, yeah, go make sure you check those
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out.
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You're the one who crashed the tram,
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right? You were clearly the driver.
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Come on, don't say that. No, I wasn't.
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Why are you saying that? Why are you
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saying I'm the driver? Just cuz I'm
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wearing a a little outfit that looks
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like I would drive a tram, but that's
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not why I'm wearing this. I I I I wear
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this to to model train con that uh it's
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not happening this year, but but it h I
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I just wear it in memory of last year's
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con cuz it was [ __ ] you know. [ __ ] you.
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[ __ ] you. Lay off. Okay. Mind your own
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business. It doesn't concern you. So So
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what if I had a little drink before
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getting in the driver's seat? You You've
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seen parking con. This shit's a war
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zone. You want me to do this sober? It's
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not my fault I crashed. Some [ __ ] cut
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me off. I swear. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry.
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Oh, you got me all riled up. Why don't
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we just uh not talk about this? Okay.
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We're looking for Poton. Where is it?
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Oh. Oh, yeah. Uh, it's just ahead. Yeah,
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you're almost there. If you're trying to
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catch Senator Muppy Dude's big speech,
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you better hurry up. It's about to
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start.
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Seriously, don't worry about me. It's
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just a broken rib from an unrelated
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non-tra related accident.
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Did you say Human Con? What's that?
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Oh, great question. Oh, yeah. For the
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first time in Con history, we're hosting
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Human Con, celebrating the galaxy's
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newest and most divisive species,
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humans. Meet up with other fleshies and
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share your love for those cuddly little
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homo sapiens at Human Con. It's It's
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going to be a hoot.
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Fleshies, huh? So, like aliens dressed
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up as humans. We got to check that out
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later.
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Have a good con experience.
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You're coming up on Polygon. That's
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where Senator Muppy do. He's in the
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pocket of Big Farmer. He'll say whatever
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they pay him to say to legalize humans.
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Take him out.
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Oh, and be careful. I'm picking up that
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guy on our radar. The one who was
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following with you. Still not sure who
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he is, but he's moving through the con
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with a purpose. Keep your eyes peeled.
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We don't want any trouble.
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We're going to live forever.
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We made it. Suck on that public
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transportation.
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Attention Polycon guests. Senator Bobby
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Doo will be giving his big speech
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shortly. Please head to Hall H now.
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[ __ ] it's almost starting. Find a way
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in.
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