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A Sorry, kid. Didn't see you
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They're waking up again.
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Sorry again about running you over like
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that, kid. Maybe wear some brighter
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But hey, other than that, the mission
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worked out pretty well, huh? It's kind
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of insane how lucky we got.
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It's a win. We were overdue for
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something good to finally happen. Let's
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not question it. Gift horse mouth, you
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know. But hey, you did good. Rioarma
0:44
just lost their celebrity spokesman and
0:46
their biggest mouthpiece for anti-human
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propaganda. That's got to sting.
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Yeah. Yeah. Good job. Amazing work. By
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the way, uh that lawyer, Broncan's
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brother, he showed up. Says he wants to
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help out. Go talk to him if you get a
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minute. But first, uh go cross that
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bounty off the board.
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Yep. Still counts as a job well done.
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Here's some allowance. Uh, sorry.
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Stipen. We're running low on funds, so
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What was Bronken Buckle like in person?
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Was he cool? God, I bet he was cool. I
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should have gone with you.
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Broncen Bucko, Galaxy movie action
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megastar and Ria Pharmaceuticals
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official spokesman has been killed.
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Details remain unclear, but multiple
1:54
sources confirm that Bucko was targeted
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and eliminated by the outlaw after a
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bizarre series of events that included
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Bucko approaching the killer directly,
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apparently unaware of their identity.
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Wow. I just uh I can't I can't believe
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Bronin's really gone. God,
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remember Midnight Temptation? That was
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the one where Bronc finally showed his
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dick. Remember he did a whole hourong
2:18
report on it? Some of my best work.
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Well, anyway, in a strange twist, Bucko
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had a conjoined twin, Peter, who
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survived the attack and has already
2:28
issued a statement distancing himself
2:30
from his brother's actions. Peter Bucko,
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a licensed attorney, has expressed
2:35
support for the Outlaw and has made his
2:37
legal services available, suggesting a
2:39
dramatic shift in the Bucko brand going
2:41
forward. We'll continue to follow the
2:43
story as it develops. I'm Jason
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Testicles, bringing you the news.
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Like a dream, I soon became obsessed
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Shot that charbs, you dangus.
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Well, well, well, if it isn't my least
3:29
Okay, you got something. Are we done
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Thanks for wasting your money on my
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You again. Great. My day was going too
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Hope you brought pesos, dingling.
