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We don't want to make demands, but no
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more peeing in bottles and cans.
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Welcome back, Amelator. Did you make
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contact with workers? Do they understand
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that this stoppage is madness? Are they
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So what are these ingrate alley sprats
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willing to settle for? Golden privies
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and gilded sheets to be spoonfed crunch
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whenever their tummies rumble. 8 hour
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12 hour. Are they mad?
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What are they going to do with the other
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half of the day? Lounge around the
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facility consuming air and water and
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power without compensating the company?
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I am frankly disappointed you would even
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bring me such a preposterous demand. You
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should have nipped this offense of
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arrogance in the bud.
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They're hero, you say? I hadn't
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considered that. If they adore, in
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addition to respect me, they'll be far
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more receptive to overtime and reduced
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bonuses. That would translate into more
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profit for the plant, which means larger
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bonuses for me, which should be more
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than enough to make up for the drop in
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hourly production. All right, you've
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convinced me. What else do they want?
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Nothing inside of Auntie's Choice is
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free. Law. Nothing in life is free.
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Everything has a cost. Everything.
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Materials, labor, time, distribution,
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forced scarcity. Giving something away
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for free is akin to ignoring the cost of
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its creation, which is one small step
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from the system completely breaking down
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and plunging us all into anarchy.
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And more work means more profit. More
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than enough to cover the cost of the
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stems. I see your angle now. And it
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certainly is a shrewd one. You are
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auntie's material for sure. Done. Is
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They want to relieve themselves on
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company time. I've never heard something
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so preposterous. Can you imagine how
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many bits that loss of productivity will
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cost us? What if they lounge? What if
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they take time to relax?
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What if they retreat to indulge their
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baser urges? Auntie would be paying for
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all manner of unprofitable shenanigans.
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You can't imagine because you've never
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overseen these lazy, slothful, generally
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under motivated layabouts. It's my stern
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hand that keeps them focused. The
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bathroom stays locked. What more do they
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I was going to say very good, but that
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would be downright farcical. There is
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nothing good about this situation.
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Please just resolve it as quickly as
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You can't charge us for stimulates.
