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new fingerprints detected.
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Increasing volume by 33%.
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New fingerprints detected.
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What the hell are you?
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User inquiry. Technical specifications.
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HJ K11 smart gun with built-in AI
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Increasing volume by 66%.
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Understood. Hearing within norm.
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Possible issue. Low IQ. reducing speech
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No, it's just Never mind.
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Guy by the dumpster. That your owner?
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Checking memory. Resources available
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100%. All files removed manually.
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Possible cause theft. Original owner, no
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data. Suggested solution?
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I got one. I'll take it.
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Still got all your functions.
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Running system diagnostics. Testing will
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take approximately 47 seconds.
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Bum bum. Be dumb. Bum bum.
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What? What are you doing?
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I'm making the weight more pleasant with
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Test successfully completed. The program
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Skippy version 0.01 alpha is running
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Can I change your name?
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Why not? Considering I'm your new owner.
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Increasing volume by 300%.
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Administrator rights are needed to
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complete that action. You do not have
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the required permissions.
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All right. So, what can you do
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besides talk my ear off?
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Primary feature, automated targeting. In
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case of critical threat to user,
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autonomous shooting capabilities. Please
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choose one of two operating modes. First
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mode, puppy loving pacifist. I will aim
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at the enemy's lower extremities. Second
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mode, Stone Cold Killer. I will aim
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exclusively at the head.
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Uh, guess I'll go with puppy loving
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Selected mode. Puppy loving pacifist.
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Enjoy permanently crippling your
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Error. Premature discharge. I'm sorry.
