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This is Auntie Cleo offering a warm
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welcome to all visiting Auntie's Choice
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employees, affiliates in training, and
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ethically great consultants who labor
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with committing suicide.
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remember commercialism is the foundation
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that choice society is based upon not
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because we worship but because of the
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system's glorious efficacy protector
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we respond to what you want through your
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decision as consumers
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If you were up to me, you'd get a raise.
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You go on ahead. chilly shelling about
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please have identification transfer work
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and a reasonable bribe at the ready
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you're not a transfer or visiting
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auntie's choice employee I'll need to
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check your current standing with
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Well, you're in luck. Auntie's Choice is
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hiring outside contractors, and an Earth
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Directory agent should fit the bill
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nicely. We'll still need to check her
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record, I'm afraid. All righty.
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Commencing review. Estimated wait time
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reads like a recap of an Aetherwave
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drama. You're clearly a valued partner
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of Auntie's Choice, but your standing
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with us could be higher if you accepted
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our special offer. All it requires is
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allowing us to affix an Auntie's Choice
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hollow advtorial inside your ship so you
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can bear our messaging with pride and
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share it across Arcadia.
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Bronze is broken into
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splendid. Should be ready next time
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you're back. Enjoy your time on the ACS
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Undisputed claim. The pride of Auntie's
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Choice corporate warfleet. Here's a
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ticket to the first stop on the profit
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mover tmicular. From there, make your
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way through the esplanade to the head
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office tower reception desk for details
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on our exciting contract opportunity.
