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O hello and welcome to the Prismarian
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execution visitor tour. What you're
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about to see is a genuine Prismarian
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execution with real death. Quite the
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treat for tourists. This doesn't happen
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every day. I bet you have a lot of
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We actually really need to see the blue
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wizard. Is he going to be here? God, I
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hope so. He's so cool. But good luck
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getting an audience with him. He's very
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busy handling our entire planet's
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finances, and I heard he even does some
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off planet work. Sometimes he disappears
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for weeks on end. We're lucky he graces
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us with his presence at all. All hail
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So, what did this criminal do that was
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so bad they had to get executed?
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Buddy, you're not going to believe this.
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That Gatling in there, he stole a bunch
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of money from the blue wizard. He tried
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to give it to us. Said it was rightfully
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ours and the wizard was oppressing us.
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Uh, yeah, sure. Does he think we're
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stupid? We gave the wizard that money.
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He's going to invest it for us. You ever
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hear Whiz Coin? It's the future. You
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know what? You should get it on this,
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too. Make sure you talk to the wizard
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Let's say we wanted to stop this
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execution. How would one go about it?
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Whoa. Whoa. Hey now, don't go talking
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like that. You can't stop it. Execution
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decree by the blue wizard. You'd be
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infringing on our right of public
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execution. That's our third amendment
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here on Prismaria. And you just never
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want to go against the blue wizard. I
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mean, that's why this poor sap's getting
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hanged in the first place. Trust me.
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Just keep your nose down and enjoy the
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What's an execution? Oh, wow. You must
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really be from some univilized backwater
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planet. Basically, it's a thing where if
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you do something wrong, you get killed.
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It's a great motivator. Make sure none
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of us do anything wrong ever. Except for
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when we do, but then we get killed. So,
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that fixes everything. Plus, they're
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really fun. It's so cool to watch
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someone die. Trust me, you're going to
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love it. Something about you lot has me
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nervous. Just don't go doing anything
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stupid in there, okay? This execution is
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important to the town's people. First
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one in ages. We really need this. You
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promise me you won't interfere.
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Yeah, sure. We promise. No interference
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Good. That's such a relief. I don't know
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why, but I was just getting a vibe from
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you. A vibe like I like to ruin things,
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but I trust you. Don't let me down.
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Okay, have fun in there.
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Thank you all for attending.
