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now streams with the first coat in the
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absolutely legitimate hunt for the
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legendary vending machine.
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Keep it here for all your vending needs
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because uh it's a slow news day.
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you there, random average citizen. Time
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What fresh nonsense is this?
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I am obviously Penelopey Streams, host
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of the best and incidentally only
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hard-hitting man on the street news
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segment here on Chyros. This local
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Uh, Vault Gatherer, the way cooler and
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entirely legal successor to the vault
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hunters. We have merch. A vault, you
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say? But you are aware that vault
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hunting is expressly forbidden on Kyros.
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Oh, no, no, no, no, no. We're We're not
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vault hunters. We're vault gatherers.
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Yikes. That name's the best you could
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It makes a statement.
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It certainly does. And you believe this
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fabled legendary vending machine you're
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after could be in a vault?
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We can't rule it out, Penelope. A
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treasure that great's going to be under
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and key. But I promise you this,
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wherever it is, the vault gatherers will
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find it and plunder its booty.
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Riveting stuff. You extremely wellarmed
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onlooker. What do you think of this
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legendary vending machine?
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It sounds stupid, but I do like stuff.
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Plus, I can't let these store brand
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gatherer clowns win. Right.
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Exactly the kind of raw take I was
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looking for. Stay tuned for up
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totheminute coverage. Who will solve the
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mystery first? Who will unearth the
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truth of the legendary vending
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by obeying the arcane markings on the
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machine? I've already cracked the first
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piece of the puzzle. It requires a
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sacrifice. The color is the key. I have
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to tell the others. We need to find more
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Everybody, it's the symbol on the
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machine. The colors tell you what to put
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in it. Also, I'm famous now.
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What was it that dork said? The colors
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marked the sacrifice or something.
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Hurry. Supplies are limited.
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Just leave the money on the transfer.
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Not sure what I'll do with it.
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Maybe if you got any more like this, you
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know where to find me.
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You drive a hard bargain. Woo! Quite the
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You're ready to go out of the way. The
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first piece of the code is 33. Find
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three more for a great reward.
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Okay, you know what? Now I'm invested.
