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corporate branded hellscapes are purely
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coincidental. I'm the moon man. You
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might know me from such business
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entities as Spacer's Choice or its
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parent company, Universal Defense
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Logistics. Yeah, I'm kind of a big deal.
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But I won't bore you with how I became
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the galaxy's most beloved and
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recognizable spokesman. You're here to
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choose options from a menu. Well, have I
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Commander, uh, we've been hit by, uh,
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one of those space anomalies. Uh, and
0:57
the piloting system is down. The
0:59
astrogator's gears are shut.
1:02
Get a hold of yourself.
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You're an Earth Directory, agent.
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Affirmative, Commander.
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Unable to brace for impact.
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Is it the end for Commander Zayn and
1:24
Buddy? Tune in next week to find out.
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From one side of the galaxy to the next,
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the Earth Directorate is on your side.
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Whether against corrupt corporations,
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tyrannical governments
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or corrupt corporations in lead with
1:51
tyrannical governments.
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The Earth Directory is here to fight for
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the rights of all colonies.
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So remember, if you or your neighbors
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government has turned tyrannical or sold
2:11
themselves out to greedy corporate
2:13
interests, just commandeer a skip drone
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and send the Earth director at an SOS
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and we will respond immediately. Please
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allow 6 months to 10 years depending on
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your proximity to the nearest Earth
2:24
director based on any unforeseen
