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Well, if it isn't a new face in
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Fairfield. What I meant to say is that
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we now have the new improved purple
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berry crunch now with 10% more flavor.
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The or or was it crunch?
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Of course. Though I must also apologize
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for my inappropriate courtesy a moment
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ago. You're here for delectable
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discountables, not my pointless
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observations. Anyway, let's try this
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Perfect Goods, a proud Auntie's Choice
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franchise. How can I improve your day?
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Thanks for noticing. All part of the
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presentation, of course. Think success.
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Present success. Be success.
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Sprats again. Must be after the crunch.
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Please wait here. This will just take a
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No sign of them sprats. Thank law.
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Coming back out. Be there in a moment.
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How can I improve your day the auntie's
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I've been working the store going on a
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few weeks now. Got promoted shortly
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after An Auntie's Choice liberated
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Fairfield. Still finding my stride with
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all the marketing suavities as you
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witnessed. Advertising's been a right
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struggle to get a hold of, much to my
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I don't mean to offer correction, but
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according to Auntie Cleo's guide for the
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celebrated salesperson, advertising
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isn't deception. It's excavation, a way
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of uncovering desire. In the
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proteectate, we were told our wants
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didn't matter as long as our needs were
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met. But an Auntie's choice, wanting
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isn't just permitted, it's encouraged.
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Associate waste systems technician.
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Wasn't the job I wanted, just the one I
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got. Came home smelling like a sewer
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sprat more time than not. I do not miss
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those days. I should count myself lucky
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that putting words together in a way
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that sounds smart is the hardest
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challenge facing me in this job. Reckon
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I'll get better over time. I hope.
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Well, advertising is an essential part
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of my business, but I haven't got any
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new products to advertise. Just the same
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stock I had yesterday and the day before
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that. According to the guide, in
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situations such as this, I'm to consult
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my marketing department for new copy.
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Except I don't have one of those either.
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I didn't want to seem discourteous by
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asking. I still sometimes forget this
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isn't the protectorate. Maybe I will put
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in the request. That'll sure show some
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initiative. Thanks for all your help.
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Now, is there anything I can do for you?
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Like they say, a bit spent today is a
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bullet fired tomorrow.
