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I'm the one you need to worry about.
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Hey, got a distraction for you.
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The following song has been determined
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to facilitate abstract.
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Perhaps I should peruse Malcolin's
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immutable mathematics again. I've only
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Now that is what I call a stubborn clog
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in the old You're going to have to hold
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it in, friend. Privy's out of order.
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Never fear. I'll get that clog moving
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soon enough. They don't call me the pipe
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You mean you want the pipe doctor to
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practice real medicine
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on real people? Why? This is the
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greatest day of my life. The human gut
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is the most compact and efficient sewer
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system ever. A plumber's dream. My
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But don't get me wrong, it would be an
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honor. I'm just not sure that I'm ready
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for that kind of challenge.
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Well, I do thank you for your
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confidence. Regardless, always remember,
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good plumbing starts in the bounds.
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I do not believe you have clearance to
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I'm still recharging back in,
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Commander, watch your vitals.
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Don't forget to clean your ship's toilet
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inside and out. Zero G clogs are as
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stubborn as they are smelly. Now, what
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can the pipe doctor do for you?
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Just fine, thanks. Tough nut to crack,
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but I like a challenge. Clogged toilets
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are nature's way of keeping us humble. A
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reminder that for all of our civilized
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ways, we are only as great as our basic
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I'm just a plumber. What do I know about
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human anatomy? People aren't toilets.
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You really think so? Very well.
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Sometimes it takes a plumber to do a
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doctor's job. If Matriarch's Mercy cries
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out in need, then the pipe doctor will
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answer. See you there, friend.
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Halt. What is your destination? Leaving
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with that heading will bring you in
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direct contact with the forces of
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This war cannot come to a conclusion
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soon enough. The wartime rations are
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making assignment in proximity to the
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latrines. Wait, the odds of you sur
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Perhaps I should peruse Malcolin's
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immutable mathematics again. I've only
