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Ice in paradise. I didn't hear you come
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in. I'm focused something fierce on my
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current project. You see,
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this term selfment makes you 110%
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everything you ever hope to be.
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Well, well, aren't you the observant
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one? Yes, a crab leg.
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I'm more than happy to tell you all the
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details of my project since you asked.
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Like I was saying, friend, this here
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crab egg is going to make me a mountain
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of bits. See, crabble eggs contain
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carbon, oxygen, iron, and are each
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self-contained units. You know what else
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has all those things? Skip drives. Yeah,
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that's right. I'm going to
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make me a mountain of bits selling skip
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drives made from crab eggs. I'm
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basically there. I just need to figure
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out the process of turning the eggs into
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skip drives and I'll be off to the
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Why yes, I am a genius, aren't I?
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I can't expect most people I meet to be
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able to keep up with my towering
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Now our underlings are grinning and
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upper runners are winning. So shortly
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you and I will all get rich.
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Did you see any unusual behavior? Any
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changes in Krabble familial dynamics or
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the uh emergence of any new evolutionary
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That is a physical impossibility. They
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lack the opposable thumbs necessary to
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sign paperwork. In this lab, we only
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deal with the cold, hard facts of
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they also just evolved
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opposable thumbs. Evolution and familial
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changes in one go. This is so exciting.
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Once I finish this experiment, I'll head
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out to see for myself. Oh, and please
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take this with you. Just a small thank
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you for providing me with such exciting
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and useful information.
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I saw time for one more lesson, so I
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Please be gentle with my little
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hardshelled investments as you leave.
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You didn't know a dead cattle can't lay
