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The 40th parallel North. Summers are
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cool and winters are extremely cold.
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It's known for its tomatoes. The dead
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tomato variety is famous. Oh, there's
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some legend that says a UFO crashed here
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a long time ago. So, it's something of a
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tourist attraction for a cultist. I'm
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kind of into that stuff, too. The name
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of this boring town is Deadford. It's a
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small town in Pennsylvania, right next
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Just think of it as the tomato in UFO
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there's nothing else here.
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Every day is the same.
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Swimming in the lake in summer, skiing
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down the mountains in winter. I used to
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think that was just fine. And I was
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I wanted it to last forever.
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I'm leaving this town. People usually
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leave town for one of three reasons.
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longing for hope, and ihility.
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None of these three reasons apply to me.
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I'm just floating along,
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just going with the flow.
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Life is a nightmare that prevents one
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I always have the same nightmare.
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Hey, Sheriff, I got an amazing story.
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More of the same old occult [ __ ]
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right? Yeah, but this is seriously
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It's about the current president.
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Well, that sounds interesting.
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Actually, the current president is
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controlled by a fifth generation AI
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implanted by the space-time king.
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The space-time king? What the hell is
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He has an AI chip in his brain. All his
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executive orders are decided by the AI.
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Wait a second. Is that a person? Let's
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pull over. This is car number four. Car
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I'll go check it out.
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I'm on Cassini Drive. We got someone
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down the road. We're checking it out.
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Hey, can you hear me?
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What the [ __ ] are you?
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Oh, okay. You're still alive.
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Romeo, listen up. You're going to die in
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Seriously. Don't worry. I made this just
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in case. The dead gear life support
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system. Damn. 5 seconds left. Don't
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You're already half dead. From now on,
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you're half dead, man. No, wait. That's
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Dead man. From now on, you're dead man.
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I can feel it blowing through me. I'll
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explain later. Follow that creature.
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This whole town is in trouble. Use this.
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You're really going to feel it now.
