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Where could I go where I would feel the
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in the darkest places in my heart?
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Salted Pisscakes, a new fragrance for
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men. Hello everyone. It's me, Luke
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Khazar, and I'm here promoting my new
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You're just going to stand right in
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front of TV? the sixth edition in this
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series. And uh boy am I excited to
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promote it. Um also, some of you may
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know that this is the 60th book that I'm
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releasing. There's a lot of recipes in
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this universe of ours. Can you stop
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We've done this like 30 times. I'm so
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sick of this. I know it's a big
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adjustment going from celebrities to
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outlaws. We all had to make sacrifices,
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you know. No more luxuries. I can't
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afford my legs anymore, but it's worth
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it. I think we're doing the right thing.
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Hey, you're in the goddamn way.
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I do miss being a celebrity. I mean, I
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guess you were the celebrity and I was
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the hanger on, but being a hanger on was
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pretty damn good, too.
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No one's even going to buy this.
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You got streamer mode on. I was going to
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I hate this. I hate this.
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I just want to go home. I got a [ __ ]
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dinner in like 10 minutes.
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The Dangerfields are ready to debate.
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I tell you, I'm Rod I'm Rodney
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Dangerfield. I tell you, I don't get no
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Hey, don't listen to him. I'm Rodney
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Dangerfield. Hey, hey, give him some
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Yeah, I should get some respect cuz I
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don't get none. Cuz this guy over here
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is claiming to be me, Rodney
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Hey, you know I'm the real Rodney
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Dangerfield because I don't want no
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respect. I'd be nothing with respect.
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This fraud over here doesn't get it. He
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thinks we want we don't want respect.
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Rodney Dangerfield does want respect and
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he's mad cuz he don't get none.
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All right. If you think Rodney
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Dangerfield doesn't want respect so we
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can continue in the spirit of Rodney
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Dangerfield, vote for me, the real
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Vote for me in the upcoming election for
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Take the shot. Blow his brains out. He's
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the fake Rodney Dangerfield.
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Not him. I'm the real Rod.
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Shoot me cuz I get no respect.
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No. Shoot me cuz I'm the real Rodney
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Hey, which one of you guys is the real
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Welcome to the King's Emporium.
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We got yodie deals. Cool sword.
