Dispatch - Episode 3 Turnover: Kick Golem Out Choice | Robert's Phoenix Program Redemption Speech
Nov 15, 2025
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Dispatch - Episode 3 Turnover: Kick Golem Out Choice | Robert's Phoenix Program Redemption Speech
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Anyone else think this is a waste of
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time?
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Yeah, I know.
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What are we doing?
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Rather be somewhere else.
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That was a better thing to do. There are
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so many
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about to hit the gym to give Teresa
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to work.
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Can everybody take a seat so we can get
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started?
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I'm missing it because of this.
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Hey, can I get your attention, please? I
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would like to get started. So,
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looks like this [ __ ] got the
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power to fly.
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Bobby boy,
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right?
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Hey, you get out of here. Yeah, you
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[ __ ] Barney Robble. [ __ ] off. You can
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ask one of your teammates to fill you in
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later.
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And what if I don't?
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Then I won't just kick you out of this
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room. I'll kick you out of the whole
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Phoenix program. You can go back to
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whatever life was so lame that you
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thought coming here was an improvement.
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Or you can step outside and think about
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what you want from all of this. Why
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you're here. Something everyone in this
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room should be thinking about.
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What's Golem sitting outside for?
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He's in timeout.
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I got [ __ ] to do. I don't have time for
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this.
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So, we getting this party started?
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Yeah. What's this [ __ ] about? Let's go.
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Come on. [ __ ] waste my time. Let's
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go.
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Okay. As you know, by the end of today,
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one of you will be cut from the Z team.
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This is [ __ ]
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Yeah, you said that already.
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Called me from a job I didn't want in
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the first place.
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Miss Blazer, maybe if you gave us a
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dispatcher who knew what they were
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doing, you wouldn't have to throw no one
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out.
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Hey, Nikki Mirage, I'm standing right
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here. You can talk to me.
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I wasn't talking to you, [ __ ] Which
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weak ass superhero team did you come
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from? [ __ ] Geek Squad.
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Doesn't matter where I'm from, Cardi.
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What matters is I'm here to figure out
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who stays and who goes.
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Yeah, chill old lady. Haha. Let the man
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talk.
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Okay. Whoa.
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Talking [ __ ] You hipster [ __ ]
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over here looking like Mumford [ __ ]
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all his sons.
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That was funny. See, we're just busting
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balls.
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Keep talking. You won't have your tiny
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inbredad balls left to bust.
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Ask next time or there won't be a next
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time.
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Don't threaten me, you butter knife
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[ __ ]
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Okay, I'll make this quick.
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Most people will look around this room
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and see a bunch of villains. Not even
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the super kind. Just plain ass
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run-of-the-mill vanilla [ __ ]
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villains. But that's not what I see. Cuz
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lucky for you, I'm not most people. When
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I look around this room, what I see is
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potential.
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Got there in the end. Unfortunately for
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you, it's a curse. Cuz there isn't a
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thing in the universe that goes more
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wasted than potential. And despite how
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common it is, no one seems to forget.
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It's what they whisper when you leave
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the room. Oh, so and so had so much
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potential. It follows you forever.
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I'm here to help you lift the curse of
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potential by getting you to [ __ ] do
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something with it.
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You're all part of the Phoenix program.
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Any of you know what a Phoenix is?
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Ooh. Um, city in Arizona.
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Yeah, this world I think ballack for
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America.
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Nah, if Florida's the date, then
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Louisiana's got to be the ball sack.
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Just, you know, position.
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The phoenix,
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sorry.
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According to legend, is a beautiful bird
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of prey that was so tired of its
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immortality, it tricked the sun god into
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dropping a spark on its nest to set it
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ablaze, burning it to [ __ ]
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But instead of dying, the phoenix
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emerged from ash.
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Reborn.
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All of you in this room are phoenix's.
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And it's obvious what that means. But
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for you dumb ones, I'll spell it out.
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The phoenix symbolizes redemption. It's
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what you're here for. It's what connects
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everyone in this room. To burn up who
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you were, to become who you were meant
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to be.
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Phoenix is also a lame ass band. My lame
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ass roommate listens to.
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You're late.
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I like that band.
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You would? What are you talking about? I
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was here the whole time. I turned
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invisible genius. Remember?
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Great. Then you know we're cutting
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someone. And you, Miss Hot Topic sale,
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are at the bottom of the leaderboards.
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Have a better second shift.
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[ __ ] I need this job.
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What for? Coupe. You all know you'll
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just be working the roulette wheel.
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That's a kier, you idiot.
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The [ __ ] a crooier? I'm just saying
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you're a degenerate gambler.
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