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Are you smoking in a playground? The
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[ __ ] wrong with you?
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There you go. One more strike against
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me. You got to get rid of somebody,
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right? I'm making it easy for you.
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No, you're quitting. You're not making
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it easy for me. You're making it easy
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You don't get it. Some people are born
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to be heroes. I'm not one of them. I
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tried. Just wasn't meant to be.
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Meant to be? What are you talking about?
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Blazer phenomen. They have hero powers.
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Strong out there for all to see.
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Flying through the sky. Nothing to hide.
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I have [ __ ] villain powers. I can
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turn invisible and skullk in the
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shadows. My powers let me steal [ __ ] and
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watch famous people [ __ ] Being a
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It's in the [ __ ] stars. In the same
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way that blonde blazer was always meant
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You make your own destiny.
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Where'd you get that kung fu panda?
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boomer. I think it's in Trolls too also.
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All fine films with a fine message.
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You've already been a hero. Okay. You
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have no idea what I'm dealing with.
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Ah, get out of here. At least you were
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born with powers. I don't have [ __ ] So,
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according to your dumbass theory, I
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should be an accountant.
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Fate, destiny, not having powers,
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seasonal depression. None of these
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from being a hero before, and they won't
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keep me from being a hero again.
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Oh my god. You want to talk about fate?
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That lightning struck [ __ ] that's been
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on a spree is two blocks from your
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location. Maybe the third time's the
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You really want to let this idiot get
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one over on you a third time?
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What makes you think it'd be any
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You're pissed. I get it. You know what I
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like to do when I'm pissed? Punch
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things. Often bad people.
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I do like to punch things.
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I know you're great at it. Go be great
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Or are you just going to sit there and
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subject kids to secondhand smoke?
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Don't do it. Don't [ __ ] give that kid
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He's the one I bummed it from. What's
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You ain't worried about a hero crashing