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Kingdom Come Deliverance 2 - The Jaunt | Forbidden Fruit: Investigate Area and Meet Ignatius
Feb 12, 2025
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Kingdom Come Deliverance 2 - The Jaunt | Forbidden Fruit: Investigate Area and Meet Ignatius
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that's a good one
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don't matter
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did you see a cart drive through here by
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any chance all the time friend from
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trovich to Yin and back sometimes even a
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slow cart with a dead body I'm looking
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for a cart loaded with goods from the
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blacksmith
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probably moving fast now that you
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mentioned it I do recall something of
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the like they even dropped a sack of
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charcoal when you go out of the cemetery
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onto the road you should see it right
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there on the right hand side
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[Music]
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you must be the local Gravedigger right
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I'm Henry ignacius Master of the sod At
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Your Service looking for a final resting
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place or do you need to bury a dead goat
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none of that I have a different slightly
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unusual request Bonnie from lower Seine
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sent me we're looking for a salt peter
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pin from lower
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Seine what pit a salt peter pit I ain't
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never heard of nothing like that what's
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it supposed to be a pit to
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hell yeah something like that at night
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you hear the cries of tormented souls
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and catch the whiff of sulfur well that
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I can't help you with not to worry it's
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actually just a hole with some rotten
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carcasses in it these white crystals
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form in it and that's exactly what we're
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after you should have said you're
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looking for the pit I throw carcasses
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into what's all this about salty Peter
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I'm going to go there anyway so I'll
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take you there really that was easier
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than I thought not even a chicken
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scratches in the dirt without hope of
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reward though you'll help me with
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something first I have some collections
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from some Sligo farmsteads and I'd be a
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fool if I didn't use a helping hand at
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least one day I can take it a bit easier
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easy you want me to help you with your
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grave digging business why not you look
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like a strong
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fellow you'll be a good
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helper dragging carcasses around isn't
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exactly a respectable job but so be it
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I'll help you with it what else can I do
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grave digging is a job like any other
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sooner or later everyone needs our
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services and if it wasn't for us
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knackers folk would have to deal with
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their animal carcasses themselves
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of course I understand I'm just a little
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worried about what people will say about
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me when they see me with you I wouldn't
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like to lose the honor I've earned as
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Squire to a nobleman don't worry about
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what people say they'll only strip you
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of your honor if you let them so What
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then shall we take a nice little ride
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with my boy snorter and dragonfly here
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nice and early at
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Daybreak I'll have to think about it
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I'll stop by later later no I head out
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nice and early at the crack of dawn so
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make sure you come on
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time have you heard any news there's
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something new every day death roams
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these parts with me following close
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behind do you know what happened with
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the bodies from near the
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pond Tankard Conrad who well you
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wouldn't know their
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names a couple of soldiers that fell
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there where are they buried oh I I
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remember them they all ended up in a pit
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together right by the cemetery all I got
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was a yellow Waffen Rock for the effort
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getting them out of there was a grind
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there was well fed you could tell right
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away there was from better Parts in this
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ear County yeah you're right they're a
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long way from home not to worry Earth is
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Earth wherever it
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is are you in the herb woman
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related you both look well really old
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we're not
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related we both got some years behind us
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and we both unclean in our own ways
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that's all we have in common different
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herb women came to me from time to time
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for Hangman's nooses or nails from The
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Gallows what they do with them is their
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own business I'm just a Trader but BNA
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ain't like the others she's an honest
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herb woman who only heals with herbs and
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prayers do you know why they chased her
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out of town I don't well I'm not the one
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who should be telling you but I'll tell
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you one thing there's a place called
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limbus puerorum make sure you never send
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anyone there not even by accident and
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that's all I'll say on the matter well
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keep it in
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mind how's life treating you IGN aous a
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lot better than it's treating my
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customers I must say come to think of it
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the only thing that pisses me off is
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that once I kick the bucket there won't
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be a single experienced Gravedigger to
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put me to rest I the Shoemaker children
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go barefoot as they say all the Young
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Folks these days care about is making
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coin nobody's interested in the honest
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trade of grave digging anymore
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you got a big Cemetery here pretty nice
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too ain't it but being the grave Dinger
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I'll never have a place of my own here
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they'll throw me by the wall like a dog
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and bury me without ceremony but when
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I'm dead I won't care if it was up to me
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I'd even bury the suicides in Hallowed
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Ground we're all equal before death and
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the
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Lord this game of better and worse
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places of final rest don't count for
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nothing
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what's the story with the dead people
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the
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story they're dead what more is there to
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tell but you said there's been a lot of
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people dying around here recently right
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well it ain't usual for people to get
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off by the cartload out here in the
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sticks if you ask me what do you reckon
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I don't know hav really thought about it
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that way that might be the reason then
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hey um what look I'm not suggesting
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anything I'm just saying there's a lot
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of people dying if things keep up like
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this I'll be out of work in no time
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there'll be no one left to
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bury being a Gravedigger must be a
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lonely job eh what are your duties funny
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a young lad like you is so interested in
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grav digging not something you see every
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day well I'm only
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asking no real reason that figures
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youngsters these days wouldn't know hard
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work if it bit them on the ass it's no
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wonder I can't find any help are you
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offering me a job no I'm giving you a
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warning you ain't cut out for this trade
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and how'd you know that you've got that
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look I can spot it a mile away could you
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be more specific you just aren't cut out
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for it and that's that a grave digger
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needs passion a sense of Duty Ain't
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Enough it's a service a labor of love
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and the meaning of life all in one
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lad I'm not from these parts and I've
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seen a few conciliation crosses around
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here what do they mean the same as where
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you come from I reckon they Mark spots
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where the sins of man came to be
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regretted later that's an interesting
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way of putting it I like when a fell
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buries an axe in someone's head over
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something stupid and then comes to
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regret it or if the law sees to it that
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he regrets it The Sinner then has to
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erect a conciliation cross to Mark the
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sight of his evil deed where does he get
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the cross from where do you think from
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me you're in charge of that too stone
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cutting I know how to cut a cross out of
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stone and what of it with the soft
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Sandstone around here it's Child's Play
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so they're all your work I wish I've
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only sold two or three recently most of
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these here are right old you might find
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a few stories about them in the village
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Chronicle what's kept at the rat house
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all I know is a young fellow once jumped
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off the cliffs near te off and folks say
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the place is cursed do you know any more
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stories I I do but I'm not telling you
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any I'm not an old fish wife
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have you been a Gravedigger your whole
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life have you ever thought of changing
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your trade I did think about it once if
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I'm honest I wanted to be a in
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Yin but some fool with friends in high
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places got the job though he can't even
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tell a shovel from a spade that really
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pissed me off so I said it why
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would I want to dig Graves for people
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who don't appreciate my craft so you've
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always been here otherwise and what of
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it
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do you think I get bored here not
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recently I don't but I think I told you
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that
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already unfortunately I had to bury both
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my parents recently my condolences lad
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thank
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you I just don't know if it was done
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right did you witness their deaths
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Unfortunately they were killed in front
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of my eyes oh I understand that's never
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easy if you closed their eyes and buried
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them in consecrated ground you've
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nothing to worry about I took their
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grave next to our
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Smithy we didn't have a church in our
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village well that can't be avoided
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sometimes don't let it bother you as
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long as you picked the spot with good
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intentions that's all that matters I'm
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certain their souls went straight to
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heaven you needn't worry you did
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everything right lad
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but seriously ignacius tell me about
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yourself Gravedigger snorter
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constant companion and lover of colorful
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sunsets all in one
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man you've nearly got more titles than
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the emperor himself well I have been
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doing it for almost 40 years now the
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bayith pays me well in coin and
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sometimes in Goods sounds appealing not
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all that Glitters Is is gold lad a
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gravedigger's got it hard and so does a
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I pick up dead animals on the
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side of the road that's the knacker's
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job you could say I have a knack for
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it that's why people say I'm unclean if
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I had children they wouldn't be allowed
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to marry anyone besides an executioner
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or a Gravedigger it's so ingrained in
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folk a fell takes care of things they
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wouldn't want to handle themselves and
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this is how they repay
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him can't even go to the tavern no more
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